If you’re like me, you’ve probably seen the talking heads on the TV a lot lately.
And, if you’re like me, you’re probably a little bummed that they’re just pundits and not the totally cool 80’s new wave band that went by the same name.
However, it does look like they’ve taken Dave Byrne’s advice and (bad pun warning - and there will be more to follow)
stopped making sense. They’ve been mentioning some poll numbers that don’t seem to indicate a clear winner for November’s election, and you really just want to know what’s going on so you can get back to Celebrity Mole 7 – Toledo and your six pack of Michelob Ultra.
Well fear not gentle reader. I understand that pop-culture has reduced your attention span to that of Pauly Shore (I’m talking
In the Army Now Shore) or some other equivalent non-humanoid lower species, and I am here to do all the thinking for you.
So let’s take a ride down memory lane for the month of June, in a vehicle composed entirely of poll results and duct tape:
Does Bedtime For Bonzo Equal Boost for Bush?
You know,
Bedtime for Bonzo? The movie with Ronald Reagan and Bonzo the monkey? It was actually pretty funny. Anyway, has Reagan's death impacted Bush’s ratings? Yes…and no. According to a recent
Pew Research Center survey Bush did receive a spike following Reagan’s death on June 5th. Before Reagan’s death, Pew polled Bush’s approval at 44%, his disapproval at 48%, and a healthy 8% “don’t know”. After Reagan’s death, his approval jumped to 50%, his disapproval dropped to 41%, and 9% remained “don’t know”. (Margin of Error ± 2.5)
Ok. So Bush got a boost. But since the Pew study (released on the 17th), several other polls and surveys have been taken. Did Bush keep his ratings up following Reagan’s death?
Some other polls showed a spike similar to the one reported by the Pew Center. For example, a
University of Pennsylvania National Annenberg Election Survey done June 8-21, and a
Fox News opinion poll done June 22-23 both indicate that Bush saw gains about the same as Pew.
However, the real question is how long that spike can last. A
CBS News/New York Times Poll conducted June 23-27 paints a very different picture. They found that approval was back down to 42%, disapproval up to 51%, and 7% “don’t know”. (Margin of Error ±3)
This may indicate that Bush has already lost the increase he saw in early/mid June. Further violence in Iraq put national attention back in the Middle East, and despite Bush’s efforts at the recent NATO meeting in Turkey, the boost he saw may have only been good as long as Reagan was in our collective consciousness. We’ll need more approval surveys before we can have any good consensus on the matter, and trust me, we’ll get them.
Can Kerry Keep it Up?Though Kerry has lost most of the 2-1 favorable approval ratings he had immediately following the March primaries, his numbers have remained about even, split between positive and negative, according to the recent Pew Center Survey. More recently, two different polls offered relatively disparate results for Kerry’s favorability.
A
CBS News/New York Times Poll conducted June 22-23 found 29% favorable for Kerry, 35% Not Favorable, 26% Undecided and 10% Haven’t Heard Enough (Margin of Error ± 3). A
Fox News/Opinion Dynamics Poll, conducted June 23-27, found 42% Favorable, 43% Unfavorable, 13% Can’t Say, and 2% Never Heard Of (Margin of Error - ± 3).
This is why it is difficult to compare polls done by different institutions. A glance at the CBS News Poll might make one think that Kerry is doing fairly poorly. So let’s take a look at the question asked for this poll:
"Is your opinion of John Kerry favorable, not favorable, undecided, or haven't you heard enough about John Kerry yet to have an opinion?"
Compare this to the Fox Poll:
"I'm going to read the names of some people. Please tell me whether you have a generally favorable or unfavorable opinion of each. If you've never heard of one, please just say so. John Kerry."
Confusing, huh? Not quite. First of all, the CBS/New York Times Poll allowed for “Undecided”, and “Haven’t Heard Enough”. For Kerry, these two combined total 36%, larger than either the Favorable or Unfavorable numbers alone. The Fox Poll question, on the other hand, only allowed for three options. When people are forced to make a decision, Kerry comes out about even. If anything, these latest polls show that a surprisingly large number of swing voters remain up for grabs (though less voters are undecided when asked the same question about Bush). That is, if either candidate can pry voter attention away from yet another Britney Spears nuptial…
On the MoneyCold hard cash. I know, I haven’t seen it in a while either, what with credit cards, debit cards, and those surgically implanted microchips we all use to conduct monetary transactions nowadays. Supposedly they’re still minting it and a few congressmen think that a portrait of the Gipper might be a more appropriate than Hamilton on the 10-dollar bill.
Well, the votes are in, according to an
ABC News Poll conducted on June 9-13, 36% support the measure, 54% oppose it, and 11% are unsure (Margin of Error ± 4.5). I can sympathize with the 11%. They’re probably thinking about that affair Hamilton had with Maria Reynolds. Scandalous, indeed. Seriously, what did Hamilton do that makes him worthy of being on the 10-dollar bill? Heckling the French? Heckling Jefferson? Heckling the First National Bank, which he started? Oh yeah, that. Slipped my mind.
So what to do with Reagan? He is pretty popular, after all.
I propose that we reprint the 10,000-dollar bill and stick him on there. Nobody cares about Salmon P. Chase anymore anyway – Radical Republicans circa the mid-1800’s are going out of style.
By the way, remember that movie,
The Adventures of Pluto Nash, where they had pictures of Hillary Clinton on hundred dollar bills? Any one?