Hillary-ous!

Watch out. I have more puns from where that came from, and I'm going to start shooting them off unless my list of demands are met.

My first demand:

Could someone please tell me exactly how Hillary Clinton has made such an astonishing come back? A new New York Times poll shows that the senator's approval rating in New York State has rocketed to 69 percent from 58 percent in October.

What is more, when matched against both Rudy and Pataki in the sentatorial race, she comes up ahead. Some very, very surprising information, considering she remains relatively unpopular nationwide.

So I need someone to explain it to me. And I don't want the explanation where you talk about how she has "toned down her discussions of abortion and gay rights". I want an explanation involving lasers and robots and Tony Danza.

And then, the puns will stop. I swear.